Thing-Fish - Harry-As-A-Boy
Thing-Fish
Harry-As-A-Boy
21 listopad 1984, 2:51 min.
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Steve Vai (kytara)
Ray White (kytara, zpěv)
Tommy Mars (klávesy)
Chuck Wild (piano)
Arthur Barrow (basa)
Scott Thunes (basa)
Jay Anderson (string basa)
Ed Mann (perkuse)
Chad Wackerman (bicí)
Ike Willis (zpěv)
Terry Bozzio (zpěv)
Dale Bozzio (zpěv)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (zpěv)
Bob Harris (zpěv)
Johnny "kytara" Watson (zpěv)
RHONDA:
HARRY! HARRY, is that YOU as a BOY?
HARRY:
Why, it MUST be! He's so charming and sweet and
likeable!
THING-FISH:
HARRY-AS-A-BOY, c'mon over 'n say a few words to
de nice peoples!
HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Hi, folks! Nice to be here!
THING-FISH:
I's sure dere be lotsa folks like to know what
yo' plans are...how y'intend t'be gwine about dis
uncredibly serious bidniss o' GROWIN' UP IN
ERMERICA!
HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Well, I plan on making a few mistakes, having my
heart broken and so forth, using all kinds of
drugs, and turning gay as soon as possible in
order to accelerate my rise to the 'top of the
heap'.
THING-FISH:
Ahh! Tremenjous, HARRY-AS-A-BOY, simply tre-
MENJOUS! You practicin' up fo it wit anybody in
po-ticlar now?
HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
I can't afford to study with anyone yet, since
the bulk of my allowance goes for glue and
Grateful Dead tickets, but soon I hope to be on
my knees in a REAL HOMO BATH HOUSE...maybe when
my folks go on vacation.
THING-FISH:
Ain't you de clever one! Tell us, HARRY-AS-A-BOY,
howdja recide upon dis heah life-style bein' DE
ONE FO YOU?
HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
It was pretty simple, really. I lost all desire
for intercourse with females when they started
carrying those briefcases and wearing suits 'n
ties.
RHONDA:
WHAT?
HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Let's face it: that would be like fucking a
slightly more voluptuous version of somebody's
father! I'm far too sensitive for such a
traumatic experience!
THING-FISH:
You means DE WOMENS' LIBROMATION MOVENINT done
created de uncontrollable urgement to play
dingle-dangle-dingle wit de personal requipment
of yo own gender?
HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
To a degree...I mean...look, I'm not stupid! I
know it's all a thoroughly workable government-
sponsored program to control the Population
Explosion, and, just like every other AMERICAN,
I'm too concerned with MY OWN personal health and
well being to think of devoting any of MY
precious time to something as boring as
'REPRODUCTION'!
RHONDA:
HARRY, I used to think you were merely an OVER-
EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD, but now that I finally have
proof, it's going to give me GREAT PLEASURE to
refer to you as an OVER-EDUCATED COCKSUCKER!
HARRY:
Well, to be honest with you, dearest, I sort of
...gulp, gulp...
RHONDA:
Where's the fairies on a string, HARRY? Huh?
Riddle me this!
THING-FISH:
Easy there, white folks! I told y'all'd be get-
tin' yo' fairies after while, 'n y'know dat sort
o' thing take a little time to woik up to in yo'
BROADWAY SITCHYATIUM! MAMMYS step faw'd 'n hep de
lil' cocksucker out!
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